Faren. This blog is full of random shit. Run while you still can.

 

veliseraptor:

i got 99 problems and they’re my 99 fic projects and fic project ideas help i have so many things i want to write 

greaseonmymouth:

farenmaddox:

greaseonmymouth:

farenmaddox replied to your post “I need to know is there actually fic out there of Locke and Jean…”

there are fics of Locke & Jean as a couple out there, but I don’t actively search them out and I haven’t seen any with them as parents. YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO WRITE IT. :D

i fear i couldn’t do them justice, ahhhh. but jean and locke would be such doting parents omg they’d love that kid SO MUCH. kids. plural. because they’d want more than one. help.

I imagine that their method of getting children would be to catch pickpockets who are trying to steal from them, look at each other and go “this one’s cute, oh no” and then throw the little brat over Jean’s shoulder and just kinda kidnap them and forcibly bathe them and make them stay for dinner.  After dinner is the talk about how they’re welcome to stay, and if they want to run away the door’s not locked but they’re welcome to return for dinner tomorrow.

… they’ve gotten at least 3 kids this way.

AND SUDDENLY THEY ARE A MASTER THIEF FAMILY jean and Locke as grandpas in some mansion teaching their grandkids card tricks and their kids are like “dads you taught them that one last week you’re getting senile” and Locke being like “I did not raise you to be rude to your daddy you ungrateful little shit” and jean being all “watch that we don’t take your inheritance away” but ofc their kids are mouthy brats, what with who their dads are, so they’re like “it’s ok we stole it from you already” and the Locke gets up from his wheelchair and chases after them all with his cane and jean just laughs and laughs because after about ten steps locke remembers why he’s in that damn wheelchair and just stops and wheezes and goes “HAVE I NOT BEEN PUNISHED ENOUGH IN LIFE” this happens appr twice a week

;____;

where is my fic

hairandglasses:

if you turn off the lights in the bathroom and look in the mirror and whisper “24601” three times you are actually javert and this is normal behavior for you

(Source: hairandbrokenglasses)

greaseonmymouth:

farenmaddox replied to your post “I need to know is there actually fic out there of Locke and Jean…”

there are fics of Locke & Jean as a couple out there, but I don’t actively search them out and I haven’t seen any with them as parents. YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO WRITE IT. :D

i fear i couldn’t do them justice, ahhhh. but jean and locke would be such doting parents omg they’d love that kid SO MUCH. kids. plural. because they’d want more than one. help.

I imagine that their method of getting children would be to catch pickpockets who are trying to steal from them, look at each other and go “this one’s cute, oh no” and then throw the little brat over Jean’s shoulder and just kinda kidnap them and forcibly bathe them and make them stay for dinner.  After dinner is the talk about how they’re welcome to stay, and if they want to run away the door’s not locked but they’re welcome to return for dinner tomorrow.

… they’ve gotten at least 3 kids this way.

imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe

My wife was murdered by a 'monster' – but most perpetrators of violence are normal men

kierongillen:

This is brave, constructive and precise. I don’t think I’d have the perspective to be as clear and moral.

sssilkworms:

so i decided to color this to destress from a very stressful situation but then I forgot I had flux on so my colors came out a lot cooler than I expected and then it was 2am and I dont’ do things well at 2am 

diva dandy boy howl and unfashionable fashion major sophie

poor howl

History unravels gently, like an old sweater. It has been patched and darned many times, reknitted to suit different people, shoved in a box under the sink of censorship to be cut up for the dusters of propaganda, yet it always - eventually - manages to spring back into its old familiar shape. History has a habit of changing the people who think they are changing it. History always has a few tricks up its frayed sleeve. It’s been around a long time.

Mort, Terry Pratchett. (via the-library-and-step-on-it)

neversandnowheres asked
I'm really not very far into Shadow Magic yet but I remembered this line from Havemercy: '"Find somewhere private and leave us in peace," Alcibiades muttered... I promised myself that one day I'd repay Alcibiades for the sentiment.' Did Royston somehow set him up to be in the same carriage as Caius just to annoy him a little bit? :')

jonesandbennett:

What kind of grown man holds a grudge like that, that would be PETTY. (Next time on Havemercy, Hal discovers Royston’s secret library stocked solely with handwritten books of grievances, alphabetized by perpetrator.)

sssilkworms:

weeeeee finished my piece up for clampcollab over on twitter! = v = / 

princess sakura and sakura li from tsubasa reservoir chronicles. trying a simpler coloring style without lines…it’s difficult, but I think this one turned out okay! spring break is starting well :)